Why the attitude? No one else is eating here.

Authenticity has never been more perfectly faked.

A conga line is not conducive to good digestion.

It was good, but not nearly as good as the employees kept telling me.

A bit out of the way and not worth finding.

There's a little too much pig in everything.

Calling this food garbage is unfair to garbage.

I asked the waitress what the soup du jour was and she replied 'Oh, that's the soup of the day.'

A friend convinced me to go. We’re no longer friends.

My parents love it, and they complain about everything.