The V-Day menu at this Carroll Gardens favorite is Beyoncé-themed. Yes, you heard that correctly. Read: items like Breastany's Child (veal breast braciola); I Am Pasta Fierce (jalapeño pappardelle, puttanesca, gold leaf); and Buga-Boullabaisse (housemade blood sausage, lobster, clams, squid ink aïoli). Assuming your date has a sense of humor, it's a hilarious and delicious choice this February 14. E-mail RSVP@brucienyc.com for reservations.
What to order: Oysters Rocafella; Drunk in Love. Any and all of the hilariously named items (see above).
Cost: Around $100 a pop if you get all three courses plus drinks.
Date points scored: 4 in most cases, but 5 if you "put a ring on it."
234 Court St., Brooklyn; 347-987-4961