Best of the Buzz : Outtakes

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 22:24:00 GMT

Why the attitude? No one else is eating here.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:44:00 GMT

Authenticity has never been more perfectly faked.

Outtakes: Cruise Lines Edition

BuzzEditor — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:20:00 GMT

Each time we perform a survey here at Zagat we inevitably find ourselves with a slew of amusing outtakes that aren't quite fit for print. Which doesn't mean they aren't entertaining. Here are a few of our favorites from our just completed Cruise Lines survey:

A conga line is not conducive to good digestion.

No activities for anyone who isn't an alcoholic seeking random sex.

They cater to the newly wed and nearly dead.

Great if you like hairy chest contests.

A rust bucket filled with rowdy people.

The more you booze, the better you cruise.

Bathrooms so small you have to sit on the toilet sideways.

It does attract a crowd – it's called ‘God's floating waiting room.'

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:45:00 GMT

It was good, but not nearly as good as the employees kept telling me.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:57:00 GMT

A bit out of the way and not worth finding.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 22:00:00 GMT

There's a little too much pig in everything.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:50:00 GMT

Calling this food garbage is unfair to garbage.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:58:00 GMT

I asked the waitress what the soup du jour was and she replied 'Oh, that's the soup of the day.'

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 22:00:00 GMT

A friend convinced me to go. We’re no longer friends.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:11:00 GMT

My parents love it, and they complain about everything.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 22:00:00 GMT

Outstanding service – they would probably chew your food for you if you asked.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 22:01:00 GMT

Being near a body of water doesn’t make the seafood fresh.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:00:00 GMT

Where tourists come to see tourists.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:50:00 GMT

Acceptable as an antidote for famine.

Outtake of the Week

BuzzEditor — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 21:33:00 GMT

I would wear the lasagna to the Oscars.