Here are some of our all-time favorite voter comments, including some that were too outrageous to use in reviews.
Suffers from delusions of adequacy.
Took a doggy bag home; the dog refused it.
If this place doesn't get you laid, nothing will.
Saves fuel bills – the heartburn will keep you warm all winter.
The immature eating the indelible.
Like a skunk, it's small, it's cute and it stinks.
Abandon taste buds all ye who enter here.
A petri dish gone horribly, horribly wrong.
The roaches always get the best seats.
Chef's responsibility is to turn on the microwave.
They put the salmon in salmonella.
If I want a fatty sandwich served by a walking attitude, I'll go to mom's.
Grandma cooked like this, grandpa died young.
Good seafood, but the waiter should be used as fish bait.
Not what it used to be and it did not used to be much.
Duck must have had a long flight – tired, tough and took 90 minutes to arrive.
Portions so small I started laughing – prices so high I started crying.
Have yet to learn that heat is an integral part of the cooking process.
For the price, the lobster should have come via overnight express, not pony express.
'Breaking bread' should not mean you have to use the side of the table.
Should shut down the restaurant and just serve the view.