Each time we perform a survey here at Zagat we inevitably find ourselves with a slew of amusing outtakes that aren't quite fit for print. Which doesn't mean they aren't entertaining. Here are a few of our favorites from our just completed Cruise Lines survey:
A conga line is not conducive to good digestion.
No activities for anyone who isn't an alcoholic seeking random sex.
They cater to the newly wed and nearly dead.
Great if you like hairy chest contests.
A rust bucket filled with rowdy people.
The more you booze, the better you cruise.
Bathrooms so small you have to sit on the toilet sideways.
It does attract a crowd – it's called ‘God's floating waiting room.'