Before there was Barley Swine or Lick or Henri’s, a little strip mall in South Austin had the Horseshoe, which still stands strong. We’ve challenged the Barley Swine crew to a late-night game of shuffleboard on more than one occasion, and we’re planning on winning again next time, too.
2034 S. Lamar Blvd., 512-442-9111
It’s Christmas! All year! Whether you think it’s tacky or fantastic, ‘tis the season at this Allandale hole-in-the-wall. Spend a leisurely evening playing pool or checking out the jukebox, and be sure to wear your favorite ugly sweater.
2207 Justin Ln., 512-453-2521
On weekend nights, this is the surest place to get your two-step on to local bands like Shakey Graves, along with alt-country, rockabilly, rock and just plain country. And since it’s Austin, the couple two-stepping better than you is likely to have dreadlocks and tattoo sleeves.
500 Comal St., 512-553-6756
Dirty Sixth hasn’t been completely taken over by dance clubs and frat bars. This dark spot offers an old-school Austin punk atmosphere with great burgers and beer.
404 E. Sixth St., 512-472-3663
This tiny two-stepping joint on Burnet Road has become known for its Sunday activity: chicken-shit bingo, which is exactly what it sounds like. Beer and setups are the name of the game, so bring your own liquor. Also check out the live country music almost every night.
5434 Burnet Rd., 512-458-1813
The old tree trunks in the Scoot’s spacious backyard are the perfect place to watch live music from an impressively large stage, or head inside to dance in front of the smaller stage. What makes this a dive? The building is older than almost any Austinite can remember, the drinks are cheap, and they host a national skeeball league and competition, Brewskee-ball.
1308 E. Fourth St., 512-394-5486
The dank basement locale has long been a favorite place for karaoke. We recommend getting there early almost every night of the week if you want to sing before midnight.
510 S. Congress Ave., 512-474-7091
The circus theme is more than a little creepy, but that’s part of the charm at this old-Austin place. Sit in an old-timey booth and watch one of the many local bands that play here. The ginger ale we ordered to go with the gin we brought from home might have been from 1975.
1110 E. 52nd St., 512-452-6790